CLOP

Latest Indie Flash game proves humourous and ultimate time-waster!
"I would try to review it, but Im still trying to get off my unicorn's back"- IGN

It was only yesterday that I was introduced to CLOP, the insanely hilarious flash game from Foddy.com, and I can say that I loved it.
Fans of CLOP will know that the developers of the whimsical game see you in the shoes (or hooves) of a Unicorn, whose only goal is to find a 'Virgin' on the other side of the hill, egged on by the naughty and nonsensical comments of your human friend. Putting it mildly, you have no idea how much pain this game causes you.

The controls are 'HJ KL' and each letter controls a leg. Simple right? No.
H controls front left leg, J Contols back right. Vice versa, K controls front right leg, and L controls back left. Completley confusing, as it puts you in a wierd, jangly dance to the finish line. Falling on your back ends the game and brings forth a spurt of egg-on comments from your male friend, which further aggravates you to press the damn space-bar and try again.
On another note, why do thy call it 'High and Pleasant Hill' when it's clearly the opposite!?

The protagonist, 'CLOP', engages with lust filled commentary of a fair maiden...
We can all see where this is going.

Needless to say, I spent hours on this game. I would write a more in-depth review, but I'm still trying to get over the first damn hill. It will happen, I can feel it in my hooves...

Have a good day!

ZED

If you wish to try this game, google CLOP or click the link here: http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
For other games by Foddy, you can check out QWOP:
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html